Enough already!

Okay people, I am sick, sick, sick of ugly knitting patterns! I mean, who actually knits this stuff much less wears it. Case in point.


You might say "that's not so bad", but it screams
baby chick to me. Yellow, fuzzy, ewwww....and those sleeves. Come on, admit it, you see the similarities too.



Grandma! I found your lampshade! That girl stole it. She thinks it's a hat!



Yeah, I was driving down the road, and I come upon some roadkill. I say "Hey, that would make a good sweater!"

Okay, now that is scary ugly! I think I might hurl.

I can't wait for the beach this summer.

Cuz I am going to look so totally hot in that!

I give up.